Steve giving me too much head as usual
Part 2
Hand to Pigeon Combat
Here's a tally of my ongoing battle against the pigeons roosting outside of my window:
I buy water pistol and cap gun with plenty of ammo.
Me:1, Pigeons: 0
I squirt streams of water at pigeons and "shoot" at them with cap gun. Pigeons shrug. Looks like it will take more than dollar store "weapons" to get these gangsta mofos.
Me: 1, Pigeons: 1
I get woken up at 6 in the morning again by cooing pigeons.
Me: 1, Pigeons: 2
I fill glass full of water and pour it on their twitching heads. They stutter a little and hold steady.
Me: 1, Pigeons: 3
I fill BIG FREAKING WOK full of water and pour it on their twitching heads. They fly away after giving me the evil eye.
Me: 2, Pigeons: 3
I fill wok full of water and pour it on their nest multiple times, which I unfortunately cannot reach, from the bathroom window. Nest looks pretty drenched.
Me: 3, Pigeons: 3
I fantasize about flamethrower.
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